everything looks perfect from far away
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(Source: fourhundredandninety)
Thumbs up (Feat. Sori) - Crispi Crunch
- Structural Biochemistry Midterm, Tuesday 8 AM
- the Avengers!!!, Tuesday 10:15 AM
- Hair/makeup for Nomads Theatre Troupe, all week 5-11 PM
- Response Paper for HIEA 113, Friday 8 AM
- Laundry
- Clean fridge
- Re-attack stove
- Work on PSYC 171 forum paper presentation
It’s been so long since I painted my nails!
I couldn’t find my base coat, so in an effort to prevent yellowing and staining, I used Essie Prima Ballerina underneath, which is a semi-opaque milky pink. Sally Hansen Hard As Nails Xtreme Wear Very Cherry was the main color, and Kira, I swear all those pretty glittery wonderful polishes you sent me are just not available in America! Very Cherry is a bright pink (even though it looks a bit orangier than it actually is in this photo) that is loaded with silver glitter. Its a beautiful color, especially on people with pale skin! But on me…it looks a bit………cheap? So the best way to solve this problem? CLEARLY THE ANSWER IS MORE GLITTER. The lovely blue and magenta glitter suspended in a clear base polish is another one of the Xtreme Wear polishes, this one in Rockstar Pink.
^^ yay nail polish!
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hey baby,
if it’s not too much treble,
i’d really like to ‘B’ with you
… naturally.
omg
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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god
| I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. |
| When chemists die, they barium. |
| Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. |
| I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. |
| I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. |
| This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. |
| I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. |
| I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. |
| They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. |
| We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. |
| Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? |
| Broken pencils are pointless. |
| I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. |
| What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. |
| I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. |
| All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on. |
| I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. |
| Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. |
| A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. |
| The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault. |
| Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too. |
